So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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