WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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