This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
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two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
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Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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