It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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