therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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