Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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