if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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