then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
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I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
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Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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