Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
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no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
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Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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