Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
People in love make me want to vomit
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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