if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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