if only i could text you this smell
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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