West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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