My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
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I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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