why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I wish they made helmets for livers.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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