you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
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We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
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Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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