I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
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homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
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she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
His nipple licking is glorious
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