Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
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wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
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His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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