I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
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I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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