Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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