You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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