Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
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i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
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Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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