We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
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Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
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Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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