He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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