it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
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Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
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well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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