is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
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Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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