Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
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I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
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but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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