I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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