she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
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we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
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I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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