didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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