I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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