Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
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My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
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He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
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