Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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