"it" just moved
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
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Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Enjoy the penises
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