Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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