I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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