the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
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he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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