Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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