Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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