my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
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Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
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Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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