His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
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I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
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This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure