I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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