I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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