do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
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Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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