Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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