Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Randomize
