So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
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right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
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hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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