How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
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Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
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I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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