when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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