Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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