If i come over, it means nothing
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
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I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
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Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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