cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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