Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
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you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
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i've created a new STD.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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