I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
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I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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