his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
the day after is always just damage control
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
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It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
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the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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