They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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