You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
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You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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