woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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