I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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